#science geek

[cha-mij]

When you correctly identify a pollen sample in Bones as grass. QUEEN OF THE LAAAAAB

[deepredness]

Something that had to be done: the likeliness that is Varian and Wylan van Sunshine

First of all, the obvious factor of looks. Goggles, freckles, smol bean

Second: the (gay) aesthetic of, love for and geeking out over science/alchemy

Third: the daddy issues. (Even though Wylan wins that one by a long mile)

Fourth: the character development going from cinnamon roll to morally gray using their scientific brilliance for violence

Fifth: musical genius (you can’t convince me mr. van Sunshine wouldn’t slay on broadway, duet with his hubby anyone? Jesper might not have the vocals but def would nail the entertainment and choreography) We know for a fact Varian can sing like crazy! 10/10 performance

Lastly: my eternal love and adoration for this type of character

I believe I made my case, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk :)

[sandpaperdaisy]

I have made us all tardigrade cringe. I hope you join me in welcoming this exciting new genre into the universe. 

#tardigrade #waterbear

[justlettheraincome]

so many green flags

[gridzdoodle]

Hey hi portal fandom can I get a little commotion for the

Silly science shoes

🟠🏃 🔵

[retrogamingblog2]

Nintendo controllers under an X-ray machine

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

ik there are some writers out there having the best times of their lives cuz their “if powder never became jinx, she would be a science geek” fics are actual canon now. i would never get over this

[computer-nerd-girl]

[eightiesfan]

Monday Quiz !

Lt. Commander Data Metal Hearts Club Band

[fandomfixation2]

I am going to a costume party on Saturday.

I am dressing as Al from Quantum Leap. The hand link needs some work but otherwise how’d I do?!

This is the outfit I based mine on:

[nestedneons]

By bryansum

[daytaker]

greetings from clown anon, adored the fic very silly <33

i apologise if i’m filling up your inbox but may i ask for an mc that’s a mortician? that or is just desensitised to death and knows a lot about it, like i imagine whenever the brothers in early season 1 used to do like very specific threats mc would be like “uh actually that’s not how that works” essentially acting like a bit of a smart ass completely glossing over the actual threat

thanksies in advance (´∀｀*)

Clown Anon MCs - [ Clowncore MC | Death-Fixated Science Geek MC | LeVeyan Satanist MC ]

(I'll be real I have no memory of the specific threats and I was too lazy to go look for them but I will follow along the lines of the prompt anyway.)

I'm going to do this one in bullet point form. Hope that's okay.

(CW: a bit gross at times. not quite gore.)

Now I Am Become MC, Destroyer of Worlds: A Death-Fixated Main Character in Obey Me!

Read below the cut.

They're extremely curious about demon anatomy. And not in a kinky way. They want to see how similar the structure and layout of demon organs are to human organs. They want to get full body X-rays when those wings and tails pop up. They want to get it on video when they appear and disappear. Because what the fuck. Yeah, yeah, they get it, magic exists, but still, what the fuck?!

They fully expect Beel to keel over and die one day from overeating. There is no way any single individual can consume the way he does and survive. They're actually hoping that if he does, they'll be able to carry out the post-mortem and see what exactly was going on with that stomach of his. I mean, yes, they'll be very sad he's gone, but at least he'll have died as a martyr to science!

Dead shadow hog? Taxidermied. Dead fire newt? Taxidermied. Dead devil zebra? Brought home, dissected, taxidermied. The brothers don't really like to go to their room because of the constant dizzying stench of formaldehyde that comes from it.

Sometimes they'll just sit and stare at one of the brothers. If asked what they're doing, they'll simply say, "Observing." Reactions to this range from Beel's "Oh, okay," to Levi's "I'M GOING TO MY ROOM AND NEVER LEAVING FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE."

So Solomon's immortal, is he? How immortal, exactly? Is it just that he'll never die from old age? Could he die of a disease? Surely he could die from injuries, right? Has he tested this? Can they test it? Please?

....Please?

Wait, wait, wait. Satan came from where? How? Why? What the hell? Lucifer, take your shirt off, they need to do some investigating. Satan, you too. Lucifer, show them your back. No scars? Not even from ripping your own wings off? Hm. Satan, do you have a bellybutton? ...That's weird, you definitely didn't need an umbilical cord. And you're saying he came out full-sized? Stop telling them it's magic! Magic is just science that people don't understand yet.

Actually, all of you get in here and strip, this has been a long time coming. MC needs to figure out what the hell is happening here.

Why not?

Pleeeease?

Satan, let's talk about one of your murder mysteries! They do this exactly one time, and never again because MC kept interrupting to point out plot holes and inconsistencies. It was so annoying. It kind of ruined the genre for him for a little while.

Leviathan, MC wants to ask you about how you survive underwater. Levi--- Hey, where are you going? Levi?

They write their paper on comparative anatomy of demons, angels, and humans. Diavolo gets a little queasy after the first page and gives them an A. He doesn't want to read the rest, he trusts they did a thorough job.

[44nifty]

No but seriously imagine it:

You're seeing they might be giants on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. They might be giants seem a little excited. "We have a surprise for you guys." Falnsburgh says. All of a sudden Lemon Demon come out and start singing "touch tone telephone." When Neil gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… "I was driving down the freeway in the fast lane with a rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy popped up in the back seat and put his hands across my eyes." Lights flash everywhere, and you see TMBG singing "touch tone telephone" along with Lemon Demon, while weird al is singing "Everything you know is wrong". Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn't get any better, Lizard and Fish walk onto stage and escape the pet store holding the peewee herman flag.

[paintpaintpaintman]

Official dates!

The Lamb is someone who can dish out flirts day in and out, but gets very flustered very easily when on the receiving end

They also cooked each other their dinners according to their personal preferences

I always start painting giggling and smiling and saying "I love painting!" and end it hissing and stomping and in need of fresh crimes

[holoki-mistletoe]

have fun y'all

completely unbiased bingo card where i fit all the boxes